The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the ability to type slower.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!