The power to become famous on vine

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!