the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!