The power of having two left hands.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power to remember th...

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!