the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to take a crap.

The power to divide by 0

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to turn cake into pie

the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The power to flush toilets with your mind

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power of hindsight

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The ability to look at someone and die.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!