The power to ejaculate at command

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to break bones at will.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to misspell

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!