- Pointless Super Powers

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power think five times slower.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

the power to fly in space

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to speak braille.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

The super power to shine in daylight

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

the power to be powerless

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!