- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to age faster

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

Every time you clap some one dies

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

the power to animate condiments

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to die

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to crap without pissing.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

Pointless Super Powers