- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to swim on land.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

the power to see stuff

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

Pointless Super Powers