- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have gravity.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

the power to become demented

The power to fall in love reptiles

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power of learning

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

Pointless Super Powers