- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to do nothing

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to not care.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

Pointless Super Powers