- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to smell water.

The power to get arrested

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

the power to get sick

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

the power to create a meme

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

Pointless Super Powers