The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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Every time you clap some one dies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!