- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to die

Every time you clap some one dies

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to ignore useful information

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

Pointless Super Powers