The power to not have a superpower

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!