The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to have a V8

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to be blind

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!