The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to touch your toes

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to not get shit dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!