- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be in fashion.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The ability to like this post

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to read your own mind

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to sharpen a pen

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

Pointless Super Powers