The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!