The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!