The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to grow new teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!