- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of the succulent game

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The ability to float sideways very slowly

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

the ability to talk to humans

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to survive at absolute zero

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to fall in love reptiles

shit and piss at the same time

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

Pointless Super Powers