- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to die

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to not have any power at all

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to control nothing

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The ability to self destruct at will.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

Pointless Super Powers