The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!