The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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Vanilla scented blood

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to get arrested

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!