The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to be a woman

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!