The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to not see anything

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!