the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to control yourself

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!