The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to do nothing

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!