- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to control yourself

The power to be a snail

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to turn retarted

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The ability to smell colors

Pointless Super Powers