The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to die at will

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to grow more genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!