The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!