- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The ability to be poor for life

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to pee while standing up

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

the power to get extra homework

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

Pointless Super Powers