- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

make your arm REALLY. fart power

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

Pointless Super Powers