The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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Grass eating

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!