The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!