The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to wish you had a power

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!