- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to have hindsight.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to lick your balls.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

Pointless Super Powers