The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power to turn into a tree.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to shrink your penis.

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to digest corn.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to not have any powers

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!