- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to die

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

Pointless Super Powers