The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!