The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Grass eating

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!