The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to die on command.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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Nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!