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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them
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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen
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The power to die
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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time
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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot
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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet
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The power to make pencils dull.
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The power to dream about being asleep.
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the power the convince people if they agree
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The power to clap 14 times a second
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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.
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The power to see the past.
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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.
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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting
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The power to uncontrally boop
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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`
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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.
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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.
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The power of your girlfriend's will
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The power to teleport small dogs
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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday
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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater
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The power to teleport yourself one step away
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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!