the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to eat food.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!