The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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to do nothing

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!