(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!