The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to control yourself

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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the power to not finish your

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!