Nope. Just nope.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!