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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.
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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours
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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend
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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.
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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen
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the power to get sick
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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.
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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit
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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.
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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian
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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat
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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.
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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late
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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will
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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart
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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards
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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.
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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.
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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.
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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.
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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing
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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.
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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.
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The power to die on the spot and not revive
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!