The power to telepathically fold paper.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to go to hell.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!