- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to die

The power to see the past.

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

Balls.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The ability to smooth a criminal

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

Pointless Super Powers