the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The ability to jump

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The ability to swim in water.

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to control yourself

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!