The power to glow while under the sun

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to control nothing

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!