the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!