the power to become translucent

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to die at will

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to herd cats

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!