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The ability to judge a book by its cover.
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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air
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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.
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The power to think of pointless powers.
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The Ability to shit studs once a week
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The power to permanently shorten your own penis
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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee
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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.
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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.
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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!
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The ability to fold paper 12 times
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the power to make food shrimp.
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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures
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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours
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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy
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The ability to be in fashion.
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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.
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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.
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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.
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The power to be special just like everyone else.
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The power to walk 1% faster.
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The power to chew with your tongue
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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!