the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!