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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be dead

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!