- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The ability to pass out at will.

power to fly when your underwater

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to transform into yourself.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to be a snail

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to have a super power,

Pointless Super Powers