the power of fart helium

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to understand irony.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!