The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!