The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The ability to jump

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to swim in water.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to turn into a tree.

the power to beathe

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!