The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power of the succulent game

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to be born again

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!