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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due
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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.
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The power to glow while under the sun
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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.
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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water
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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.
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The power to pick thing up with your feet
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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried
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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)
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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping
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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen
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The power to hypnotize chickens
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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees
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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.
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The power to Rage Against The Machine
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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times
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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!
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The power to read terms and conditions
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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.
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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.
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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.
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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over
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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it
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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!