The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!