the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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to be shitty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!