the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!